Monday, November 24, 2008
New Maths
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Last updated @ 1:53 AM!
Kdu Sports Carnival
Friday, November 14, 2008
sry for the lack of update .. kinda lazy to update LOL .. alrite alrite .. heres is some update for KDU sports carnival .. less word more pic .. lazy to type =p
In Sri Kdu ( KDU sports carnival )
Few Guy From Marchpass and Ms Wong
With The Cheerleaders
All the Trophy that HnT Get .. its like 50% of all trophy available LOL
Celebration in Decanter at night (from left : darren teo , Ms wong , me and Jonathan)
Another pic (from left : me , Jonathan and Ms wong ) and im not drunk .. its sunburn
Last but not least .. my trophy =p
THX FOR READING AND LOOKING AND STILL CHECKING OUT MY DEAD BLOG =p
Last updated @ 6:51 PM!
YEY ..
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
im very happy today because i won 2nd runner up in UPM inter-college cooking competition .. haha .. i guess its my lucky day ? =p but i wonder y they call it inter-college cooking competition but there is 2 University took part in it .. well well .. at least i get something for the 1st competition i joined .. but during the competition i was quite nervous .. even when im cutting brunoise vege and fruit also hand shaking .. OMG .. but everything goes well .. didnt cut my hand .. didnt buang air muka sendiri .. haha .. and well .. today early morning .. the lecturer that asked me to join send us a msg saying .. "all the best to u guys .. and make KDU proud" LOL ..
Last updated @ 7:41 PM!
GOD PLEASE HELP ME !!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
haihz .. tiring day .. woke up at 5.30am .. dunno y .. couldnt continue sleeping so on my comp and look around friends blog and prepare for class at 9am .. den had class till 12.30pm and went for lunch .. go back to college at 1.40pm and continue doing my wedding cake .. then join a cooking competition organized by UPM serdang which is on tomorow ! juz practice abit of my cooking , mise-en-place and seasoning until 9.20pm only reach home !! GOD bless me pls !!! at least not to buang air muka sendiri tomorow in UPM .. PLS PLS PLS !!! thx !
Last updated @ 10:20 PM!
Basil Leaf Restaurant @ Jln Ampang/Damai
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
cos howard still owe me a few meal since we have training in germany .. so we decided to go Basil Leaf Restaurant in Jln Ampang / Jln Damai where .. the restaurant is simply awesome .. the environment is so chilling , and its simple and the mostly is Green and waterfall .. and wif dimmed light .. very very nice .. the food there isnt THAT EXPENSIVE but for student its still counted expensive LA .. took some pic of the food .. here it goes ...
Pearl Of Basil Leaf .. (Appetizer)
Clear Tomyam Soup .. suppose to have another pic of Howard's thick tomyam soup .. but dunno where it went .. but i still think this clear tomyam soup taste better =p
Howard's Pineapple Steam Rice .. very tasty .. wif some chicken floss on top too
my Vietnam Fried Rice .. wif seafood and its really good ..
and our bill is rm111.10 LOL ... those rice came in very big potion .. very filling .. no space to stuff in dessert d .. =(
Last updated @ 5:39 PM!
BULLSHIT !
Friday, September 19, 2008
The Bottom Line
Someone from your past might pop back into your life, today -- welcome them warmly.
In Detail
Someone from your past might pop back into your life today without you realizing it until you're face to face -- but there's no reason not to welcome them with open arms! Be friendly and show them that you don't hold any grudges or expectations (even if you do). No matter how things were left between the two of you, the future is a blank canvas, ready for you two to create whatever picture you want upon it. Think the best of them, and they will think the best of you.
HAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! DUMB FUCK .. HELL WIF IT ! !
Last updated @ 3:45 AM!
Red Wine ?
Thursday, September 18, 2008
sry for not updating my blog for quite some time already .. that is because i have been very bz wif my college stuff .. "PM Module" .. guess that u all will be wondering wat on earth is this PM Module thingy .. well .. its actually a business module for the culinary student .. its a business module to be done by culinary arts student to so called train the culinary student to be business minded and learn to do business .. or u can also say its the last chance for the college to have their last chance to suck dry all the student money and hard work b4 the get the diploma certificate .. but this is not wat i want to talk bout today lol .. weird thing is .. somehow .. dunno why .. lately me and my friend have been really into drinking session .. maybe because stress ? well .. very high possibility .. and juz feel like drinking LAH ! sometime beer .. which is very normal among ppl cos its cheap rite .. but for me and my friend .. MOSTLY RED WINE .. its like .. WTF ? act high class ar drink wine ? i dunno .. dun ask me .. i juz feel red wine taste much better den beer ? and no big big tummy of course .. and the place is .. Mainly Decanter in Hartamas on the weekday very randomly lol .. sometime in santuary .. lol wtf .. drink wine in a so called club .. and theres once .. really drink wine in club .. LOL !! wat to do .. mummy nv giv much money ma .. so drink wine instead of the normal whisky or vsop LOR ! =P
thats it for today update .. still sick .. not fully recovered yet .. need some godlike remedy to heal the sickness i guess =(
Last updated @ 2:50 AM!
MTV ASIA AWARD (MAA)
Sunday, August 3, 2008
woohoo .. juz came back from genting highland .. watched the MTV ASIA AWARD and saw all the celebrity .. leona lewis wasnt as hot as i expected lol .. she is kinda fat tho .. pussycatdoll was fine .. melody looks very sweet .. juz that they wasnt wearing their sexy clothes .. jim said is because malaysia laws stated that canot dress TOO SEXY in malaysia lol .. WTF rite ? took pic wif Adam ..too bad didnt take any pic wif click five and jared leto .. but im taller den jared leto LOL .. stayed in Highland Hotel's Club Elite Suites .. the room is awesome .. thx to steven we got to stay there :) and forgot to mentioned that me , jim , zahir went into Xpax party illegally .. not really illegal la .. juz that we doesnt have pass lol .. and we got DAMN DAMN alot of FREE BOOZE inside lol .. pic will be uploaded soon .. its wif my friend :)
Last updated @ 7:02 PM!
OMG ..
Friday, August 1, 2008
omg .. i felt damn stupid .. i have been sleeping VERY EARLY for about 3 days already .. 7am in the morning ? lol .. and now its already 8.15am but im not sleeping yet .. still typing this citupid update lol .. aihz .. i think i better go sleep soon .. or else my panda eye will be worse .. hope my sleeping time will re-adjusted back to normal again b4 my next sem start .. or else .. un-imaginable lol
Last updated @ 8:13 AM!
dun follow exactly wat the traffic police show u ..
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
it happens on the road nearby my hse .. on this particular day .. theres 2 traffic policeman asking the car on the road to go on the right lane(where cars from opposite will be coming right to u) because theres a dumb car die off in the middle of the road and causes traffic jam .. well .. my friend steven driving his cute little mini cooper S on the road and so he followed the road that the traffic police suggested to use .. and we end up stuck there when its already red light and see those car coming to us lol ..
Last updated @ 4:49 AM!
some update since im not being active lately :)
well .. sry for being inactive in blogging lately .. doesnt have much to update bout my life .. kinda bored .. cos when something happen .. jim will definitely update ealier den me .. lol
these sculpture are being done by my other friend group .. a nicely done sculpture .. i suppose it will get the highest among others group .. congrat !
and this is a pic of me after completing my group butter sculpture and painted sculpture .. ignore those KDU logo u see .. im not gonna promote KDU =p
as u can see .. its chawan mushi :) i made it in class haha ..
Last updated @ 4:41 AM!
Random
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
The Bottom Line
If you have any health concerns, you should address them as soon as possible.
Last updated @ 12:51 AM!
Phaik Teng's Lame jokes LOL
Monday, July 7, 2008
[b] 死んだ王[/b] says:
eyh
[b] 死んだ王[/b] says:
u want to listen to 2 lame jokes?
i tear my heart open , i sew myself shut..and my weakness is that i care too much(Selling psp rm800 with 4gb memory card) says:
yes pls
i tear my heart open , i sew myself shut..and my weakness is that i care too much(Selling psp rm800 with 4gb memory card) says:
i needed some now ..
[b] 死んだ王[/b] says:
wait ar
[b] 死んだ王[/b] says:
condom says 2 kotex : DAMN U ! every month u have to stop my business for 1 week
kotex says back: AHHHHHH if u make mistake 1 time, i lose my business for 9 months
[b] 死んだ王[/b] says:
another 1 is
[b] 死んだ王[/b] says:
there are 3 vampires at this bar..
first vampire is the damn wealthy one la..
so he went in the bar.. n tell the bartender..
i would like to have the high class fresh blood..
den 2nd one is from the moderate family..
he said.. give me a diluted blood... that's cheaper laa..
den the last one is the poorest of all..
he told the bartender...
i just wan a glass of water...
den he took out a pad...n told the other 2:' i brought my tea bag.save money
i tear my heart open , i sew myself shut..and my weakness is that i care too much(Selling psp rm800 with 4gb memory card) says:
lol
Last updated @ 12:12 AM!